Erik Rutherford

“I’m Unique! Woooooooo!”

Sarah Goldberg, “American Idol Audition” (American Idol, 2009)

Personality is the individual socialized, says Durkheim. Amazing how well Sarah Goldberg reveals the prevailing modes of being in the world. She’s a narcissist by inheritance. Countless derived guises of self-awareness compete at every moment for expression, binding her very power to think while supplying the disjointed substance of her persona.

The celebrity she wants to have (there is nothing else to want) is already alive inside her. By wanting it she achieves it, at least provisionally. She does not think to emulate any one hero. It is enough to cloak herself in dreams of invulnerable stardom.

Achievement molds, desire without fulfillment warps. Alone, she hardly discerns her own poses from those of the celebrities. TMZ, Entertainment Tonight and People have become foundational narcissistic supports.

But the world is unfair. The gatekeepers will not send her to Hollywood. So she turns with terrifying ease into a martyr — martyr to her own beautiful and commendable dreams: “I just wanted to be the next American Idol…” Words to put her beyond reproach, to justify her inability to sing. She has been taught to value herself, to claim her personal rights; she has been taught that it is enough to aspire.

Once the scene is played out, she is left to seethe against the injustices of the world, and her coarsest stuff pours forth. But she is always safe against rejection. Infusions of approval are a dime a dozen. Self-pity is the sweetest emotion; it runs through her like adrenalin and she is libidinally eager to mourn for herself and rage at her judges, who are everywhere.

Paula and Randy have betrayed her, of course they have (and she’d thought they were friends!). They have betrayed her just like her last boyfriends and for the same reasons: They are corrupted and too selfish to give her the attention she is entitled to.

Amazing too how familiar this person is, born in 1986, even to those of us who are older and who go light on TV. We are all, in some way, entangled in the same stuff, which is also why this fantasy version of the audition is strangely joyful.

American Idol, “Sarah Goldberg Mashup: ‘The Real Audition’” (2009)

-Erik Rutherford

  • Jowita Bydlowska

    Whoa. This video (this girl?) is unbelievable. Great essay.

  • Moises Velasco

    I loved your text, Erik: thanks a lot. To my surprise, the corrected version of the video is finally sadder than the original.

  • Laura Harwood

    Sarah Goldberg is an actress, she went to an Ivy league University. She did this for a laugh – she is acting.

    • Vince Pinto


  • Jeff

    I realize this is an old article, but its actually the first one I’ve come across that will still allow comments. Every article I’ve come across about Sarah, until this one, has viewed her in the same negative light. In all honesty, every article that includes her audition as part of a list of the “top worst auditions” is just flat out lazy; both the research and the writing. This is the only article I’ve read that applauds her and shows much deserved appreciation for what she did out there. I’m surprised no one has made the same connection I did. I mean, I recognized it immediately and appreciated it more and more with esch passing second. It’s definitely worth considering the influence as Jim Breuer’s character Brian in Halfbaked and possibly inspired by
    his fsmous monologue; “Im not gonna do what everyone thinks I’m gonna do, and… flip out!”.
    I find myself thinking about the moment she came up with the idea to audition in front of All of America and very curious if my theory of her doing it as Brian from halfbaked is accurate.

  • Rachel Vaughan

    A prime example of “the me generation”. She is so self absorbed and per sumptuous, she takes for gratnted that she can’t sing and feels she deserves to win a singing competition! Selfish brat!

  • Rachel Vaughan

    Just the fact that she came there at all! Rude an insulting! That little thing with her hat!

    • courtney_cannon

      rachel_vaughan yes but

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Erik Rutherford is the creator and editor of Ryeberg and a sometimes contributor. He's written for radio, newspapers, magazines, and the big screen. He lives in Toronto.